25 Dec '12, 2pm
Hellpuppy Kora ponders how pets can handle the apocalypse:
By Cosette - posted 12.25.12 @ 8:35 am Hearing about the potential apocalypse this past weekend got our Hellpuppy Kora thinking seriously about what she would do if the unthinkable happened and we were no longer there to, you know, open the giant tub of kibble for her. And other tasks we perform. What follows was typed for her, as she has no real fingers to speak of. The Hellpuppy, enjoying some light reading. An apocalypse has left you without your humans? At first you might think "Woo-hoo! Time to jump on the bed whenever I want and eat stuff off the kitchen counters!" But before you start rejoicing at the thought of a post-human world, ask yourself this: where will your kibble come from? Who will let you in when it's snowing outside? Realistically speaking, life without your humans might be rough. After all, they have thumbs. So I ask you, fellow canines: do you have a ...