Baristas should never leave the bar

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Baristas should never leave the bar

Posted on January 28, 2012 by brewedboy Hmmm, that coffee’s been sitting there for a while. Maybe I should take it to the table myself. “Coffee away!” Hmmm still nobody coming to get it. I think I’m going to take it myself. “Drinks up!” Still no one. Shit! OK just go to straight to the table and don’t look anyone in the eye. “Hi guys, who’s got the flat white?” “That’s mine thanks.” “There you go.” GO, GO, GO! “Excuse me?” Shit! “Hi” “Can I order with you?” “Er I’m really just… sure. What would you like?” “What’s the soup of the day?” Shit! “I’ll just find out. Charlotte, what’s the soup of the day?” “Spicy pumpkin.” “Thanks. It’s spicy pumpkin ladies.” “Ooh no, I’ll have the chopped salad.” “OK and for you madam.” “I’ll have the corn fritters. No, the hotcakes. No, the cornfritters. Oh I don’t know it all looks so delicious, ha ha ha.” “Ha ha ha I know what you mean!” Shi...

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@killen_chris » 31 Jan '12, 10pm
@sharprc @boldi1983 @lexx_s @howaythemags @jeff_h1977 @stu_pot23 [link] worth a read, v funny
@killen_chris » 31 Jan '12, 10pm
stolen from @HaggieBarista [link] soooo true
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RT @HaggieBarista: V.funny via @clementsbelfast @BrewedBoy: "Baristas should never leave the bar [link] <at least 3 times, every day"
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V.funny via @clementsbelfast @BrewedBoy: "Baristas should never leave the bar [link] <at least 3 times, every day"
@amylouise262 » 28 Jan '12, 11pm
RT @ShakyBarista: It's like you've stepped into my life RT @BrewedBoy Baristas should never leave the bar [link]
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@clementsbelfast » 28 Jan '12, 8pm
RT @BrewedBoy: Baristas should never leave the bar [link] <at least 3 times, every day
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Baristas should never leave the bar [link]
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RT @BrewedBoy: Baristas should never leave the bar [link]
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RT @BrewedBoy: Baristas should never leave the bar [link]