28 Jan '13, 9pm

Brian Ludviksen, Bringer Of Light To The Shadows Of Snark world needs more work like this, less @xojanedotcom snark

Brian Ludviksen, Bringer Of Light To The Shadows Of Snark world needs more work like this, less @xojanedotcom snark

It started when I noticed the vestiges of a beard in a bathroom. It was obvious that someone had used the sink to shave and didn’t do a great job of cleaning up after themselves. Cleaning up that whiskery mess whipped up a batch of indignance and spite in my soul that cooked for days. I wasn’t sure who the culprit was but I kept vigilant watch over the bathrooms on every shift in an effort to catch this vandal red-handed. My vigilance went unrewarded as I was never able to seize the shaving bandit. I gave up on personal confrontation and escalated to public condemnation – I put up a handwritten sign on the mirror that read : NO SHAVING! Within hours of posting my edict, like a modern-day Martin Luther preaching bathroom etiquette reformation, the owner of the shop took it down and chastised me for my actions. Although my immediate, indignant inclination was to cast him off...

Full article: http://sprudge.com/brian-ludviksen-bringer-of-light-to-th...

Tweets